On the rocks alert: Dog shit from the AMI kennel about Arnold Schwarzenegger and Gigi Goyette.

Publications: National Enquirer, Star
Date: 30 May 2011

There is an actual news story going on about Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver being separated, and it looks like it's heading toward divorce. Real news organizations are focusing on the fact a woman came forward as the mother of a love child of Schwarzenegger's over a decade ago.

This gives the AMI kennel a chance to drag out a story they have had for years, allegations from a woman named Gigi Jeffers Goyette that she was Arnold's mistress for year and that he first had sex with her back in the 1970s when she was 16, so it would count as statutory rape in California. AMI paid her $20,000 hush money back in 2005, but now they want her to blab. She has also hired Gloria Allred, a move that just screams credibility. Here are the headlines about this nonsense.

• National Enquirer: Arnold's mistress tells all
• Star: Arnold cheated while Maria stayed in same hotel
  other woman tells all

What this woman has to say may or may not be true, but it's not the story that broke up the marriage.