Lady Gaga talks love and fame.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 13 June 2011

On the Internet, only two humans are more important than cats: Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga. The Only Ten Magazines That Matter skew towards an older demographic, so Bieber and Gaga aren't the center of the supermarket gossip universe, but they do appear from time to time. This is Lady Gaga's third appearance on a tabloid cover in 2011 and the first positive story about her. The others were in Star.

One more story this year and I promise to get a new picture of her.

Demon Drugs and Demon Rum Alert™: Lady Gaga's family has an intervention.

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 9 May 2011

Online gossip sources love Lady Gaga, the supermarket rags not so much. This year, only Star has mentioned her at all and both times it's to tell us she's taking way too many recreational concoctions. Here are the sub-headlines.

• family's last ditch attempt to save her
• drunk all day
• terrifying collapse
• coke & ecstasy

Who knows? Maybe she was born this way.