Fashion: Captain America World Premiere

So it's a movie premiere and there are clothes.

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LETS JUDGE'EM!!

Hayley Atwell in L'Wrenn Scott.

This is Hayley Atwell, in case you didn't know. She's the main female star of this movie, in case you didn't notice because she have been dressing up like she's attending her younger sister's garden-themed wedding party and the only reason she's there is to pick up hot single guys by wearing dresses that flaunts her curves (AHEM, cleavage) and stuff because she's like in her 30s and all her younger sisters have already got married and stuff like that...

Forget action film. How about a rom-com for your next project, Atwell?

Verdict: This is an 'ENH' to me.

Zoe Saldana in Balmain.

Brian Atwood pumps.

Poor Hayley. It's HER big movie screening yet she's overshadowed by Zoe Saldana here. She must be all "Oh f**k. Skinny bitches in super-short shorts and pretty clothes. Gimme a break!"

Anyway, Zoe, as always, look pretty here. I love those printed jacket and matching shorts and I super LOVE LOVE LOVE those heels. Hate the tank top though. I prefer the original one better. And what with that top sticking out of the back of her jacket like that? Tuck-in your clothes properly, young lady!

Verdict: FAB FAB FAB.

Vanessa Hudgens in Farah Khan dress and Giuseppe Zanotti wedges.

Poor Baby V here. She said that her new do make her feel like a soccer mom. Well, to be honest, Vanessa, that is one ugly do you're spotting. I know you did it for the sake of a movie but hey, even wigs can look so real nowadays, right Dakota Fanning?

Anyway, I have some advice for you on how to look NOT like a soccer mom.

1. Cut it shorter. Make it a pixie cut or something. For some reason you're making a right decision cutting your hair short. I'm tired of your long dark waves anyway. Or maybe you can style it in a different way from this one. This kinda styling with that kinda hair length does make you look mumsy.
2. Don't wear stuff a soccer moms would wear. Like a caftan blouse that SHOULD BE PAIRED WITH A PAIR OF PANTS. You don't want to look like a soccer mom, right? But you know what else that you really don't wanna look like? A soccer mom that got her kids hiding from embarrassment every time she came to her kids' soccer match cause his friend keep saying this to him: "Dude yo momma is SICK HOT!! Woooaaaa!!!" Especially when his friend said this to him in the shower room. Ekh.
3. And man that wedges is f**king ugly.

Verdict: I pity this girl and respect her at the same time for chopping off her precious lock for her role in a movie. That's what you call a real movie-star guys. Anyway, I still can't tolerate that dress and that wedges so an UGH for her.

Fashion: Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture

Oh, Jenny honey!

Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture and Tom Ford heels at the London premiere of 'Horrible Bosses'.

It's not black and super-short! Look at you. How you have grown... Awwww.....

I love the dress. She look very pretty in it. I know it's still a no-color dress but at least it have some glittery embellishment and interesting design on it. And hey, it's not a strapless or shift dress. And I love how she make such a good choice wearing minimal (almost no) accessories considering the dress had already have this glitter stuff all over it and wearing showy or too many accessories will make it fight each others for attentions. You know, like Hollywood reality tv stars.

But whatever it is, man, that's one f*cked-up heels I tell ya.

Well my verdict will be FAB for the dress and UGH for the heels. What's yours?

Fashion: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Promoting Transformers 3 In Japan (with bonus: China)

So Miss Rosie is back for the final time to promote her movie, Transformers 3 in Japan. But why, why do this have to end so.... tragically?

But before we get to that, first, she make a stop at China for a brief promo.

Rosie Huntington Whiteley in Dolce & Gabbana dress at the Transformers 3 China photocall.

She looks sweet and pretty, as always. But I have one complaint here. That hair. I know it looks pretty on her but I'm getting kinda tired of it. I'd like to see her in a fun ponytail or a laid-back hair sometimes. It's just a photocall anyway and she's like, what, 20-something right? She should opt for a fun and edgy look too, sometime, instead of looking all girly and sweet and classy all the time.

And nude heels are officially starting to make me roll my eyes now. I can almost see my brain. Like, seriously.

And Japan, koko de kanojo ga kuru!

In Marios Schwab for the movie photocall in Osaka, Japan.

This is edgy yet fabulous look. Well, she still keep those hair but whatevs. She looks hot. But again, this look is simple - no accessories, simple black pumps that matched her dress, natural makeups. I was hoping she could make an effort to look a little risky and stuff. This is just Rosie wearing a pretty dress and looking pretty. And THIS, Rosie, get old fast. Real fast.

Now are you ready for the tragic ending, Japan?

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Chloe for the Japan premiere of the movie.

Wearing a dress that make you look like a 60 years old lady who had breastfed, like, 16 babies troughout her whole life form the neck down?

TRAGIC.

Fashion: Emma Watson Promoting Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2

We've previewed the movie. Now lets preview the dress Emma Watson wear to the movie premiere, press events and talk shows to promote the final Potter movie.

She starts with a little tumble.

Emma Watson wearing Rafael Lopez at the movies London photocall.

This look kinda reminisce the other Rafael Lopez that she wore to promote the previous Potter movie last year. While it work the first time, I don't think it really work this time. The dress is all wrong. The shoulder's lace and ruffles detailing is out of proportion and the back of the dress is ugly and sorry to say Emma but that hair doesn't seem to grow out well. And for some reason it kinda remind me of Austin Power. Ekh.

Emma Watson at the London premiere of HP7 in Oscar De La Renta.

Many people like this dress and I seriously don't know why. It's just a simple dress with what-is-the-purpose-of-it transparent strap and a whole bunch of ruffles. I know it's kinda extravagant and stuff but you can't deny the fact that it's just a simple dress with ruffles. A lot of them

Lets talk about Emma here. It's good to see her venturing into the high-fashion style but this look just doesn't suit her. It takes a very tall and skinny creature (runways model) to pull this off. Emma is not short (she's 5'6") but she's not modelesque-tall either. This dress is weighing her down and make her look a little stumpy. And geez that hair...

Emma Watson in Elie Saab at the London premiere after-party.

The dress is too Mia Wasikowska for my likings. And what is wrong with her? First, the accessorizing. Why in the world would she pair a plain dress (plain dress with pretty embellishments, sooo Elie Saab) with an equally boring peep-toes and no accessory? It might work at a red carpet event but this is a party. She should at least be wearing something fun and colorful and cheery. The one she can dance and drink and flirt with Tom Felton in. This is just too plain for a party dress. Unless this party was held at the Buckingham Palace.

Emma Watson in Bottega Veneta at the movie's NYC premiere.

Okay. After I saw what she wear at the after-party I think I know what's Emma's problem. She always try to look sweet and twee and stuff on a red carpet. I mean, she's wearing an Elie Saab rock at a club after-party, for Heaven's sake! So I'm going to give her a plus point for this. Yeah it does look like she have been partying too hard and she drank too much and WHOOPS five minutes to movie premiere AVARA CURTAIN-AND-BRA *POOF* I'm ready to go. But at least she's trying something different here. Too bad the dress is ugly, the makeup is tragic and her hair is severe. Just....too bad.

And what with her 'Behold me, Emma Watson. Bow down to me, earthlings' pose?

Emma Watson at the taping of David Letterman Show in a Balmain dress.

This dress is silly. It's shapeless, shiny, and the neckline is weird... But I don't blame her. I don't blame the designer either. It's that kind of dress that was designed to look good and eye-catching on the runway for like, 3 minutes. The only person you should blame here is your stylist. This dress is not for outside-of-the-runway wear and your stylist should know better. And that wedges.... I'm... just... speechless....

Emma Watson in Prada at The Today Show.

And..... Shes back to being twee again. I'm sorry Emma. It's not your fault. That dress is so twee even Michelle Williams will look silly in it. Love love love the heels though.

So lotsa parties, premiere, talk shows and all I like is one heels? Better luck next time, Emma.

Fashion: Friends With Benefit NYC Premiere: Fashion Hits and Misses

Yes, I'm back, bitches!! Well I miss a lot of stuff last week but I'll get to that later, okay?

But before that, lets look at what's happening now. So Milla Kunis (and JT, whatevs, yawn) have a new movie coming out called 'Friends With Benefits' about two friends having sex and then eventually fell in love zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Where am I again?

Anyway. So a bunch of celebs go to the NYC movie premiere to show their support for her new movies. Or maybe they just wanted to see JT naked. Whatever. Anyway, lets use our imagination and, well, imagine. Imagine that this is not a movie premiere, but a Friends Gathering For A Benefit Tea Party event. And let see who showed up!

Milla Kunis in Lanvin Resort

This is Milla. She's the wife of a rich 80-years-old oil tycoon/billionaire, Robert Djovovick. She's also the one who conducted this whole party. Throughout the whole party, she can be seen flirting with the young waiters while her husband was left in the toilet screaming for his wheelchair. And diapers.

Emma Stone in Giambattista Valli

So this is Emma. And she's some kinda hipster or something. She had claimed to be redhead long before Hayley Williams (you know, that Paramore chick) was famous and she also claim she had been listening to Lady Gaga long before she was famous, you know when she still look like Amy Winehouse and have her pants on.

She's also Robert's daughter and Milla's stepdaughter. But don't worry, no Cinderella drama going on here. She lives with her mom (I'll get to that in a second).

Back to her being a hipster, she's now sporting a new trend: clutch-skirt! "Handbag is sooooooo out. I mean, people have been wearing them since when, like, the 60s or something?", she claimed.

Melissa George

And Milla was like, 'Why the f**k did that old man invite his ex-wife to MY party?"

Emanuelle Chriqui

This is Milla's daughter with her previous husband, some downtown drug dealer who is now spending his time in jail for the possession of cocaine. Anyway, back to Emanuelle here, she's the IT girl at her highschool. She likes to party, flirt, drink, party, sex, sleep, party, you know, typical American highschool girl. She wanted to be an actress when she grows up but she's aware of the fact that she might have to appear in a stupid reality show on MTV about a bunch of dumbass who go around socializing (party, party, party) in New York City (or worse, Jersey Shore). And maybe get pregnant, or some plastic surgery and shit like that.

Olivia Palermo

This is Olivia. She's Emma's best friend who's also an art school student. That's explain quite a lot about her choice of outfit at this event. Very..... ARTSY.

Rose Bryne

This is Rose. She's Milla's best friend and the only one who can tolerate her antics. She's a young fashion magazine editor and live in a very posh apartment in Manhattan. She's an independent woman and she claimed that she doesn't need a man in her life. Milla always laugh out loud at her when she said that and then she'd say "Then what about sex? It's like, important, right? We can die without it. Oh, honey.." And the conversation will end with Rose rolling her eyes and says "And like you have sex with that old man?" and Milla will laugh and say "God! Of course not!" while looking suspiciously flirty at her hot gardener.

But deep down inside, she's actually jealous of Milla. She think Milla is very lucky - she's hot and rich and sexy and guys are attracted to her - especially when she's all by herself, eating almost-expired ice cream on her couch while watching Oprah.