Demon Drugs and Demon Rum Alert™: Both Whitney and Bobbi Christina in rehab!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 23 May 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

Whitney Houston has agreed to go to rehab, but the Enquirer says her trouble making daughter Bobbi Christina is going, too.

The Enquirer gets a lot of stuff wrong. They accused Arnold of cheating in this week's issue (duh!), but they completely missed the love child story which has become public since that issue hit the stands a week ago.

Meanest Story nominee: Bobbi Christina facing jail time!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 16 May 2011

The low rent Examiner was not on the newsstands yesterday and I haven't been able to find it today, so we'll have to have the Meanest Story competition without them. The Enquirer has decided to go after Bobbi Christina Brown in a big way, now saying the young girl faces jail time for being busted in a gunfight.

The story may or may not be true. I have found no corroboration in a reputable source. The reason I'm nominating it for Meanest Story is that she really isn't a celebrity, and the Enquirer has decided to hate on her like she was John Edwards or a fat Scientologist.