Breaking news: Jeff Conaway dead at 60

Publication: Associated Press

Date: 27 May 2011

Jeff Conaway, the actor who made his name in the movie Grease and the TV shows Taxi and Babylon 5, has died at the age of 60. Younger viewers will probably know him better from the VH-1 reality shows Celebrity Fit Club and Celebrity Rehab.

Conaway's problems with booze and drugs were both epic and public, but none of the Only Ten Magazines That Matter decided it was worth saying these were his Brave Last Days. There was one headline last week that said John Travolta was trying to save his tragic friend, but saving a tragic friend doe NOT count as a death prediction. He could have just been trying to save him from booze, not the grave.

Best wishes to the friends and family of Jeff Conaway from a fan of Babylon 5.

Breaking news: Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a woman from his household staff.

Publication: Associated Press
Date: 17 May 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger has admitted to fathering the child of a woman who worked on his household staff. This incident of infidelity happened before he took office as governor.

Breaking news: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver separate.

Publication: Associated Press (via the Huffington Thing)
Date: 9 May 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have announced that they are separating.

Shit. I thought Kennedy girls put up with anything. Either she's grown some self-esteem or he is even a more miserable scumbag than I had previously imagined.

It could be both.

This is usually where I wish all concerned the best, but when Arnold became governor, I had work and then I didn't because he cut the community college budget.

I hope he contracts something slow and painful.