Bells Done Rung™ Alert: The wedding of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.

Publications: People, Weekly Life & Style, OK!, Us Weekly
Date: 1 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo got married in a quiet little ceremony that will be aired of TLC, a cable outfit that used to be The Learning Channel. They have since learned that dumb reality TV shows do better than actual educational stuff, so they give us this. Here are the headlines.

• People: Nick & Vanessa's wedding photos
  (Only in People)
• Weekly Life & Style: Nick & Vanessa's beach wedding
• Us Weekly: Nick & Vanessa's private island Wedding
  
• OK!: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo get married
  

OK! did not have any cover art, which is an odd decision because they are a cute couple.

Best wishes to all concerned.

Bells Done Rung™ Alert: The wedding of Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 30 May 2011

Country stars Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert got hitched as Us Weekly has the details.

• Blake & Miranda's wedding
• all the exclusive photos
• why she wore her mom's gown
• the A-list guests, the down-home reception, the song he wrote for her

Best wishes to the happy couple.

Breaking news: Marie Osmond re-marries first husband Steven Craig

Marie Osmond has re-married her first husband Steven Craig, the somewhat less homophobic one. She chose the exact right time to make sure she wouldn't be on the cover of this week's gossip rags, which hit the stands tomorrow but have already been published.

Bells Done Rung™ Alert: Pictures of Reese's dream day

Publication: People
Date: 18 April 2011

It stands to reason that THE wedding of the year is coming up in a few weeks in London, but if we look at the coverage in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, it's Reese Witherspoon's wedding to Jim Toth that is a nearly equal Big Damn Deal. Wills'N'Kate are in the top ten for gossip rag covers for 2011, but that is in large part because the Globe hates them so much and has produced about half the cover stories about them, all negative. Take that one magazine away and the royal couple are neck and neck with little Reese Witherspoon walking down the aisle for the second time, with all those stories having a positive slant.

In accordance with this blog's pro-love policy, we wish the happy couple all the best.