Bun in the oven alert™?: Reese looks pregnant!

Publication: OK!
Date: 25 July 2011

OK!, the nicest of the supermarket checkout rags if not the most reliable, tells us little Reese Witherspoon looks pregnant. Here are the headlines.

• Breaking baby news
• First, a dream wedding - now Reese has another reason to celebrate!
  

I should remind my readers that if everything we read on the cover of OK! was true, we would know be hip deep in Kardashian rugrats.

Bun in the oven alert: Reese: baby news!

Publication: In Touch
Date: 18 July 2011

Reese Witherspoon was not a big star in the tabloids last year, but her marriage to Jim Toth was a popular topic in early 2011. Of course, the logical progression of these stories is the preparation of the wedding, the wedding itself, the honeymoon and then the pregnancy rumors.

Reese's story is now in the pregnancy rumor phase.

HOLLYWOOD'S TOP 10 PAID ACTRESSES!

Hollywood is a women's world too people! If you haven't noticed, to be a true Hollywood star not only do you have to act in films, but you get endorsements through products and commercials. Here is the list of the Top 10 Hollywood Actresses who are making $BANK$!!!



10. Meryl Streep $10 million: Her name is ultimate royalty in Hollywood. If she wants something, she's going to get it, enough said.

9. Sandra Bullock $15 million: If you win an Oscar, you are certified Hollywood gold from that moment on. Not to mention how everyone considers her America's Sweetheart.

8. Cameron Diaz $18 million: Even with Bad Teacher out, she is a definite box office success story. No one can get enough of this spunky, good-humored beauty.

7. Katherine Heigl $19 million: Ever since her role in Grey's Anatomy, no matter how out of the spotlight she is, she will always be making some kind of income.

5. Julia Roberts $20 million: She will always be the original America's Sweetheart. When you have friends like Tom Hanks who immediately cast you for roles, there's no denying she can work on anything.

5. Kristen Stewart $20 million: One basic and major reason why she's making bank...TWILIGHT.

3. Jennifer Aniston $28 million: her name associates with gold. Everyone wants to know and see what she's doing next and it doesn't hurt being one of the most eligible bachelorettes in Hollywood. Everyone wants to see her succeed and be happy, that's why so many people are invested in her.

3. Reese Witherspoon $28 million: This is the sweetheart who not only has a voice in the Hollywood community but is proud to stay classy while her fame grew throughout the years.

1. Angelina Jolie $30 million: One of the most beautiful women in the world that we love to hate. There's no denying that besides her breathtaking beauty, she is a woman who fights for rights around the world.

1. Sarah Jessica Parker $30 million: Besides being a part of the Sex and the City franchise, she is a smart business woman who appeals upon the masses.

So these are your TOP 10!!! Not only are they beautiful and business minded women in the Hollywood world, but they are all WHITE!!! Haha, is there some race issue that needs to be addressed here?! Anyways, to make a name in Hollywood not only do you have to pay your dues, but you need to be an entity outside of that small world and put yourself out there to get that universal appeal.

MTV MOVIE AWARDS 2011

SNL's Jason Sudeikis hosted the MTV Movie Awards this year at the Gibson Amphitheatre. Got to hand it to the man, he was a great host for the awards stealing the show with his funny shorts. Check them out below.


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The iconic Foo Fighters performed their newest single "Walk" and was introduced by funnyman Jim Carrey who wore a suit that doubled as a green screen. The other performers were Lupe Fiasco who performed "The Show Goes On" along with Trey Songz performing "Out Of My Head".

Big winners of the night were the Twilight cast which took home 5 awards including "Best Movie", "Best Female Performer", "Best Male Performer", "Best Fight Winner", and "Best Kiss Winner".

Reese Witherspoon was honored with the MTV Generation Award recognizing her remarkable career as an actress and charitable woman by co-stars Patrick Dempsey, Robert Pattinson, and friend Chelsea Handler. As special as this moment was for Reese, it was butchered by these three people who just kept laughing...it was basically very hard to watch.

This show was very entertaining to watch, but I'm just wondering where do all these TWI-HARDS come from?! Instead of the MTV Movie Awards, they should've renamed it the Twilight Movie Awards...Check out the complete list of winners here: http://www.mtv.com/ontv/movieawards/2011/winners.jhtml



You Just Do You, Imma Do Me

Camille

MTV MOVIE AWARDS 2011 RED CARPET

Last night the MTV MOVIE AWARDS took place at the Gibson Amphitheatre. Blowing up the red carpet in summer fashion were plenty of mini dresses and French designer to look out for: BALMAIN.


LEIGHTON MEESTER literally shined in a silver Balmain mirror mini dress with long sleeves. This reminds me of JLo's Grammy dress from earlier this year.

MILA KUNIS kept it simple in Balmain with an embellished mini-skirt and blousy black top. No wonder Justin Timberlake couldn't keep his hands off her.

KRISTEN STEWART finally puts in some effort into her rocker persona with a Balmain strapless mini decorated with pins, studs, and rhinestones.

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY is seriously on every red carpet nowadays, but brought out her animal side in this Dolce & Gabbana tiger print dress.

EMMA STONE, back to her beautiful red-headedness matches this Bottega Veneta sheer lace dress perfectly.

EMMA WATSON looks so chic in this white silk Marchesa mini with embellished neckline and shoulders. She looks great in this hairstyle and can't wait to see her in the final Harry Potter installment!

SELENA GOMEZ brings the sunshine in this Giambattista Valli printed top and skirt. She's so beautiful and put together all the time!

BLAKE LIVELY keeps it sleek and simple in a blue Michael Kors dress, very contrary to the recent naked pics surfacing on the internet.

REESE WITHERSPOON takes home the Generation Award and dresses to impress in a black and gray leopard print Zac Posen bustier dress. Yes, she doesn't have to take off her clothes to earn attention everybody!!!

You Just Do You, Imma Do Me

Camille

Robert Pattinson Reveals Reese Witherspoon's Dirty Little Secrets

Fangs were favored over wands and wizards Sunday night at the MTV Movie Awards as the Twilight saga took home top honors.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse won best movie, beating out another successful series, Harry Potter. Twilight stole the night across the board, sweeping awards for best kiss (Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart), best fight (Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel), best male (Pattinson) and best female performance (Stewart).

In honor of the saga, here's the top Twilight moments of the night – including several scene-stealing moments from the saga's star, Pattinson.

• Lip Service


• Reese's Secrets


• Sincere Apologies 

read more at

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20500243,00.html

Five advantages of trading forex market .

1. 24 Hour Market: Since the forex market is worldwide, trading is continuous as long as there is a market open somewhere in the world. Trading starts when the markets open in Australia on Sunday evening, and ends after markets close in New York on Friday.

2. High Liquidity: Liquidity is the ability of an asset to be converted into cash quickly and without any price discount. In forex this means we can move large amounts of money into and out of foreign currency with minimal price movement.

3. Low Transaction Cost: In forex, typically the cost for a transaction is built into the price. It is called the spread. The spread is the difference between the buying and selling price.

4. Leverage: Forex Brokers allow traders to trade the market using leverage. Leverage is the ability to trade more money on the market than what is actually in the trader's account. If you were to trade at 50:1 leverage, you could trade $50 on the market for every $1 that was in your account. This means you could control a trade of $50,000 using only $1000 of capital.

5. Profit Potential from Rising and Falling Prices: The forex market has no restrictions for directional trading. This means, if you think a currency pair is going to increase in value; you can buy it, or go long. Similarly, if you think it could decrease in value you can sell it, or go short.

Love Bird Alert™: Inside Reese's honeymoon.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 25 April 2011

Reese Witherspoon got married last month already, but the gossip rags are not getting tired of telling us about it yet. Her husband Jim Toth is not mentioned by name, but he does get a picture, so he also gets a label.

This continuing interest might have something to do with Reese having a movie in theaters right now called Water For Elephants, so I'm also giving this story the Planted Crap label.

Bun In The Oven Alert™: Reese and Khloe's pregnancy news

Publication: OK!
Date: 18 April 2011

Once again, OK! shows itself to be positive and unreliable, putting stories about "pregnancy news" on the cover about women who have not said they are pregnant, but that they would like to be pregnant.

Reese Witherspoon would like to have a kid with her new husband. She is not currently pregnant.

Khloe Kardashian would like to have a child with Lamar Odom. She is not currently pregnant.

You're welcome.

Bells Done Rung™ Alert: Pictures of Reese's dream day

Publication: People
Date: 18 April 2011

It stands to reason that THE wedding of the year is coming up in a few weeks in London, but if we look at the coverage in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, it's Reese Witherspoon's wedding to Jim Toth that is a nearly equal Big Damn Deal. Wills'N'Kate are in the top ten for gossip rag covers for 2011, but that is in large part because the Globe hates them so much and has produced about half the cover stories about them, all negative. Take that one magazine away and the royal couple are neck and neck with little Reese Witherspoon walking down the aisle for the second time, with all those stories having a positive slant.

In accordance with this blog's pro-love policy, we wish the happy couple all the best.

Bells are Ringing Alert™:Reese Witherspoon's big day finally arrives.

Publications: People, OK!, In Touch, Weekly Life & Style, Us Weekly
Date: 11 April 2011

Reese Witherspoon got married last month and her wedding ran the table on the nice half of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. No magazines in the AMI kennel mentioned her happy day, but all five gossip rags that aren't connect to the Enquirer empire did. Here are the headlines.

• People: Reese's big day plans
• In Touch: Reese baby news
• Weekly Life & Style: Reese's wedding album
• OK!: Reese weds star studded ceremony
• Us Weekly: Reese's wedding
  A-list guests Gwyneth, Kate (Hudson), Scarlett, Renee (Zellweger)
  Their sweet vows, how she included Ava & Deacon
  Plans for a baby

None of the five mention the name of the groom, Jim Toth, but I expect if you are old enough to read this, you are old enough to know that weddings aren't really about grooms, are they?

Jake Gyllenhaal's Romances

Jake Gyllenhaal, hunky Hollywood actor who won great critical acclaim in Brokeback Mountain with Heath Ledger. Jake never caught my eye until Prince of Persia, a movie not really loved but audiences, except my mom and I. He caught my attention from this movie because of his physical transformation. Before Jake to me had some feminine qualities in the looks department, but Prince of Persia really brought out his manly qualities, his ethnic potential.
In the romance department, Jake Gyllenhaal tends to date, not to be blunt, but white women. Not to pick on him or anything, but I am writing this because I have a huge crush on him! And I'm trying to figure out why he goes for the same type of women in the looks department. Let's backtrack to his main romances during his Hollywood career.
Kirsten Dunst: around the same age, but plain Jane, Reese Witherspoon: older, great personality, pretty, great actress, but still kind of plain. Taylor Swift: way younger, she's younger than me! by a year haha, country superstar with too much baggage. What do these girls have in common? Blond hair and blue eyes.
What really though inspired this was his brief romance with Taylor Swift. Here's a girl who has dated Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jack Gyllenhaal. Throughout all her whirlwind romances, comes another country love song that has fans relating to her every lyric. Though the story goes that Jake pursued Taylor with the help of mutual friend Gwyneth Paltrow, this relationships barely lasted 2 months, thank goodness. Taylor has too much baggage left in her to write a decade worth of songs, and it has to say something when men keep dumping her, and her having "no clue why." So not only has Joe Jonas dumped her on the phone, but so has Jake. And what made this cute-sy couple come to an end? Maybe Jake realized he shouldn't date someone considerably younger than him, especially one who has too much heartbreak to still deal with. I wonder if he got out just in time before we hear about another Taylor song on the radio.
Which brings me to my next point: Jake Gyllenhaal date some women of color! Like me! Haha. But seriously, maybe Jake should look into dating girls of mixed races, well at least something besides the usual Hollywood standard of blond hair and blue eyes. Look at Matthew McConaughey with Camila Alves, now that can give some hope to mixed couples and the next generation. How about some Mexican/Filippino to add some spice to your life. Holler!



You Just Do You, Imma Do Me


Camille