Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Nancy Reagan collapses as daughter poses nude!

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 13 June 2011

Welcome to gossip hell, Patti Davis! The 58 year old daughter of Ronald and Nancy Reagan is obviously upset that her brother Ron could give mom an aneurysm with his statement that Dad had Alzheimer's while in office, so she tries to give Nancy Dearest a full myocardial infarction by posing nude.

The low rent Examiner says the stunt had its intended effect and Nancy collapsed.

Stuff is always ruining her life. She's such a drama queen. Hon, just realize your kids hate you and move on with your life.

Karma's a bitch and so are you. Deal.

He Fought The Law Alert™: Sicko who shot Reagan freed!

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 18 April 2011

The low rent Examiner puts their own slant on the true story that John Hinckley, Jr., the attempted assassin of Ronald Reagan, is still in a mental institution but is awarded many freedoms, including visits with his mom. On some of his trips, he is not escorted by people from the institution, but he is always followed by the Secret Service.

According to the low rent Examiner, the widow Reagan is horrified.

Well, good. She has been a stone cold bitch to everyone on the planet who initials aren't Ronald Wilson Reagan, and if she lives out her last few years in fear and sadness, it's no more than she deserves.

Not that I feel strongly about this.