Damn You Skinny Alert™: Real Housewife Taylor Armstrong is scary skinny.

Publication: Star
Date: 25 April 2011

I'm guessing Real Housewives are on hiatus or they aren't giving the gossip rags enough payola because this is the first story involving one of their spawn since late February. Instead of being too fat, Taylor Armstrong is outed for being too skinny.

Sounds like a wonderful life.