Meanest Story nominee: Shirley Maclaine bedded three men in one day.

Publication: Globe
Date: 2 May 2011

Welcome to (modern) gossip hell, Shirley Maclaine! Now best known for her New Age beliefs and winning an Oscar for her portrayal of a cranky soon to be grandma in Terms of Endearment, let's recall that she started her career being pretty darned adorable and an excellent comic actress.

The Globe would also like you to know she was a slutty slut slut, as in three times in one day with three different guys.

Stay classy, Globe!

This gets a nomination for Meanest Story of the Week.