Weekly World News alert: CIA's new weapon against terror: Ellen's cupcakes!

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 18 July 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! This headline was almost good enough to make me open the magazine. The CIA is fighting terror using Ellen DeGeneres' cupcakes!

I looked online and, wonder of wonders, this story is almost true! It's actually MI6, the British intelligence agency, who replaced a sugar-based bomb instruction set with Ms. DeGeneres's cupcake recipe.

OMG, the Weekly World News almost tells the whole truth. I have to re-think all my pre-conceptions about Batboy and the alien who endorses presidential candidates now.

Rich people are rich: Ellen's $60 million estate.

Publication: Globe
Date: 4 July 2011

While she is no longer on American False Idol, Ellen DeGeneres is still on daytime TV, which means she is of interest to the low rent Examiner's target demographic. Of all the homes mention in the category "Rich People Are Rich" in the last year and a half, this is the most expensive price on a house by at least a factor of two.

SOFIA VERGARA BECOMES A COVERGIRL!!!

The beautiful Sofia Vergara will be newest the CoverGirl!!! The Modern Family star will join other beauties of the infamous brand including Drew Barrymore, Taylor Swift, Queen Latifah, and Ellen DeGeneres.

Sofia beams, "When you grow up, you look up to girls in the magazines, and you never think you're going to be that pretty, or that well made-up, or that glamorous. Latin girls can relate to me, see what I'm wearing, see my makeup, my hairstyle."

She is currently shooting her ad campaign which will debut in January 2012. Being the first Latina woman to represent CoverGirl is such a great thing because many females can relate to her. Sofia is so stunning, and what's important is that she embraces her curves, and doesn't promote an unhealthy lifestyle.

You Just Do You, Imma Do Me

Camille