Brad and Angie's cute twins.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 23 May 2011

Any excuse to get the BrAngelina brood on the front cover is good enough for The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, and since this story is not from the AMI kennel, it has a positive slant.

Meanest Story nominee: BrAngelina's twins health horror!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 2 May 2011

Once again, the tabloids speculate about the health of BrAngelina's twins, Knox and Viv. Here are the sub-headlines.

• Angie's drug addiction put Viv and Knox in danger
• Brain damage shocker!
  
  

Some day when I have some extra time, I may have to go back and label all the stories that use the new three favorite words of the Only Ten Magazines That Matter, "drama", "meltdown" and "shocker".

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.