Meanest story nominee: Miss Doris Day's dying wish!

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 11 July 2011

The season has recently changed so it must be time for our quarterly "Doris Day is dying!" alert. The Globe had three of these stories last year and now the low rent Examiner publishes its second this year. (Once this year, Miss Day was comforting a dying James Garner instead of dying herself.) They add the detail that there is a tragic secret she is keeping from her fans.

In terms of repeated warnings, Miss Doris Day is far behind the treatment the vultures of the gutter press gave Miss Elizabeth Taylor, but slightly ahead of the number of times we've been told Billy Graham is soon to meet his maker.

Best wishes to Miss Day, her family, friends and pets.

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.

Brave Last Days Alert: Doris Day comforts dying James Garner.

Publication: Globe
Date: 11 April 2011

I haven't been able to find a copy of the low rent Examiner in Oakland this week, so if we want to hear about stars from the 1960s on their last legs, we'll just have to do with the Globe. According to this Wicked Step Sister, Doris Day has reached out to comfort her co-star from Move Over, Darling and The Thrill of it All, since they say he is going to die soon.

The Globe had a Brave Last Days alert for Mr. Garner back in May 2010. Ms. Day has been slated for death three times in 2010 by the Globe and once this year by the low rent Examiner.

Best wishes to all involved.