Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Fashion: Miu Miu Presents Lucrecia Martel's "Muta" Event

So Miu Miu did an event with some weird batshit names and a bunch of celebs go there for some good publicity. And of course they are wearing dresses! And where there are dresses, there's us! Are you with me guys? Guys?

Anyway, it's not the dress that caught my attention this time. Some of these celebs says some weird and quite questionable stuff.

Hailee Steinfeld in Miu Miu
What she said: "This dress is so simple yet not at the same time," which then she added, "It makes such a statement but it's simple."

What I say: Simple? Not simple? Don't get confused. What she really meant is: "So this dress is simple and shapeless and got no color on it, but the collar is embellished and stuff so it is not so simple." Get it?

Kate Mara in Miu Miu
What she said: "On the hanger, this top looks like it's five size too big with shoulder pads, but then you put it on with a tight high-waisted skirt and it all make sense."

What I say: If you're an apprentice at a fancy hippie-themed accountant office at a fashion magazine company? Why of course it'd make sense.

Emma Roberts in Miu Miu
What she said: Emma said she was "going for a little bit of a Twiggy feeling" and she also said she "wanted to wear something fun and young."

What I say: Having people to put on their sunglasses every time they're trying to make conversation with you does sound like a lot of fun.

Camilla Belle in Miu Miu
What she said: Camilla, who used to model Miu Miu clothes, said that she "have worn almost every collection of Miu Miu!" (yes, with an exclamation mark, no less)

What I said: If she had tried Miu Miu's My Aunt Secret Closet From The Late 50s Collection, then I can pretty say she had already worn almost every collection of Miu Miu.

Ashley Tisdale in ASOS dress and Miu Miu heels
What she said: "I thought the dress was really preppy and adorable."

What I say: Psst, Ashley. I don't know if you noticed this but you're at a Miu Miu event so I reckon you stop complimenting other designer's dress. xoxo

Leslie Bibb in Lanvin
What she said: "I'm in Lanvin from head to toe!" she told Instyle. She adds, "It's made of neoprene, so I can go swimming, I can dance, I can have a cocktail. It's a full-service dress. I'm obsessed with it!"

What I say: Dear Lanvin dress, go get a restriction order. Sincerely, concerned-with-over-enthusiastic-girl-in-a-simple-blue-dress Guy.

Malin Akerman in Miu Miu
What she said: "I always look for a little bit of an edge, and I think the neckline gives it the edge, yet all the pearls and glitter give it a sense of class."

What I say: A dress that come with an inflated boobs? Edgy!

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