Not Long 4 This World Alert: Paula Deen battles deadly disease!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 9 May 2011

The Flagship puts Paula Deen on the tabloid death watch this week, but at the very lowest level, the "battling deadly disease" level. Others on this list are Bill Clinton, Cher and Portia de Rossi. If I put stock in what the vultures of the gossip press say, I would say Bill and Cher are in more dire straits because they have also been given the "xxx months to live treatment". Still, the track record of the tabloids when they say someone is near death has been pretty weak.

Best wishes to Paula Deen, her family and friends.

Also, you might want to try less butter in some of those recipes. Just sayin'.