Believe it or not, Charlie Sheen has a sex doll named Crackhead Charlie which sold out the first day of it's release!
“The Crackhead Charlie doll sold out in one day, the same day we released it. We could have sold more dolls if we had more in stock but they are sold out right now.”
“You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”
Whoever would buy this has got to be sick in the head, hopefully the purchases were done to give as a humorous gift, nothing serious. With Charlie's new branch of fame touring with his comedy shows and banking on merchandise, he was and still is WINNING!!!
Other celebrities who have sex dolls are Lady Gaga [Lady Gag Gag], Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Jessica Simpson, Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Lopez (JHO), and Paris Hilton. Is this the new bankable venture for celebrities?! Hope not.
You Just Do You, Imma Do Me
Camille
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